Scanmaster originally posted these bits to the MP3 newsgroups, and now they're available here for all to download and enjoy!

Download these bits in MP3 format:

1. Intro - Topicality
2. More topicality
3. Buttered corn
4. Tom Arnold
5. Against her chin
6. Blending in
7. Breakfast bon du bon
8. At the casino
9. Loading the magazines
10. About kids
11. A lawman
12. Ralph and Norton
13. Greaseman quiz
14. Burlesque show
15. Molecular Dislocation
16. Valet parking
17. Browncappin'
18. Nino not married
19. Dr. Jack
20. Callers
21. Life's point
22. Intro West Virginia
23. Greaseman quiz
24. Topicality
25. Good ship Grease
26. Estelle
27. Cab driver
28. The hardening solution
29. Blasterpiece theater
30. Exchange student
31. Painting the nude
32. Myrtle's funeral
33. A lawman
34. Browncappin'
35. Used condom dentist
36. Woody and Soon-Yi
37. Yodeling - Quiz
38. You don't bring me flowers
39. With a little bit song
40. Cowboys relieve themselves
41. Johnny Rico
42. Ingus with a gun & CIA
43. Ugly women
44. Grease boot camp for boys
45. Driving Koresh crazy
46. Betting Estelle's favors
47. X-mas dinner with Estelle
48. Dr. Manelli - gynecologist
49. Caller addicted to drugs
50. Greaseman quiz
51. Clinton & the punk
52. Talking to a baby
53. Ugly women
54. Quiz - bite in the bag
55. Caller's lost love
56. Johnny Bulky
57. Caller's drinking problem
58. South of the border
59. I'm a redneck
60. The Toe Monster
61. Caller complains about Ken
62. West Virginia
63. Caller's bad relationship
64. Clinton & the punk
65. My daddy in Korea
66. The moving van
67. Greaseman rap
68. Dating hassles
69. Ragnad
70. Martini time