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"Nino Greasemanelli" Anagrams

Greasefan Alan Peterson posted this to the Greaseman newsgroup. Funny stuff, Alan!

Back in 1998, I went into one of those websites that generate anagrams (scrambling words and phrases into entirely new ones) and entered "Nino Greasemanelli." Shown here is an abridged list of what came back to me. Anyone maintaining a Greaseman website is welcome to republish these, as long as I am credited. Hope you've already peed, cuz these are gonna be funny:

ALGERIAN NEON SLIME (new name for PFFT!)
MANAGERS LIE ON-LINE (another reason to hate consultants)
AMELIA NELSEN GROIN (famous erotic poet)
ARMENIAN GLEE LOINS (whatta great new name for "scamper")
SEAMAN NIGER O'NEILL (Ex-navyman)
AIRMAN GENE S. O'NEILL (Niger's brother, also in the service)
MARGINAL SENILE ONE
SENILE LOIN MANAGER (heyyy, senile's kinda strong, ainnit?)
GREEN SALAMI ON-LINE (The Grease meets Dr. Seuess on AOL)
ANAL REGIMEN LESION (new name for NYPD plunger treatments)
NASAL IRONING MELEE (new name for "punch in nose")
ALAS EILEEN, MORNING! (So get yer fat ass outta my bed)
RELEASE OILMAN GINN (Protest sign outside of Texas courthouse)
ENAMELING LISA NERO (Varnishing her was too expensive?)
GENERAL ONANISM LIE ("Honest, I didn't wail in the shower!")
GREASEMAN IN LIONEL (Hope Lionel has a fanbelt to chew on)
MELANIE LANE'S GROIN (ewww...)
MELANIE RAGS ON-LINE (...to anyone who will listen)
ELAINE MANGLES IRON (so don't F with her)
ELAINE NAILS MORGEN (he F'd with her)
MORGAN NAILS EILEEN (revenge...)
AILEEN RIEMANN'S LOG (ewww....)
AILEEN SNARLING MOE (nyuk, nyuk, nyuk; Shaddap! Slap!)
ENAMEL ALIEN'S GROIN (...presumably so he won't breed)
NINE GORILLA ENEMAS (>>BEST IN THE LIST!!<<)
IMAGINE ALLEN ROSEN (Rejected John Lennon lyric)
SEALING ANNIE MOREL (...completely airtight)
SMEARING LEONA NILE (cuz she loves it)
EARNING MALE LESION (congrats...U got herpes)
LARGE ASININE MELON (Triple-D breast implant)
ALIEN'S GONE MINERAL! (how they go "postal" on Jupiter)
MALES LOANING ERNIE (Alternate lifestylers pulling a train)

Al