Grease-isms on the Web
Greasefan Alan Peterson posted this to the Greaseman newsgroup in January 2002...
Grease fever may be on the radio, but evidently the Net community is
slow to pick up on the lingo. For example:
Scamper.Com is the home page of some avant-garde artiste that makes
about as much sense as one of those blathering winos at the street corner.
Good pix, but not a lot of sense.
Gagaga.Com is a Korean website that will not load anything until you
download the Korean alphabet. Not worth the visit.
Massive.Com links one to a record compnay, a private vinyl label out
West that specalizes in "Pirate DJs."
Fusilage.Com and Pfft.Com are currently unavailable, however,
Estelle.Com links to a San Francisco painter that looks like Janeane
Garafolo.
UglyWomen.Com links to Chubby Chix, a porno site. Whatta surprise...
Daddy.Com jumps you to Escorts.Com, a clearinghouse that connects
clients to escort services in their communities. DittyBoppingDaddy.Com is a
dead link, so it might be available. I heartily recommend a visit to
Daddy-O.Com (don't leave out the hyphen) for "Hairy-Chested Answers to
Candy-Ass Questions."
Oddly enough, Hydraulics.Com may be available. A company called Daco.Com
has its talons in it, and will offer to create that site for anyone who
wants it.
SergeantFury and SgntFury.Com do not exist.
SgtFury.Com (without the "N") is similarly unavailable.
Nodule.Com takes one to a French company that does multimedia, and
CupidsQuiver.Com is held by a company called BuyDomains.Com, that will
happily sell you the name.
BudBudBuddy.Com is up for grabs, but Buddy.Com sells nerd software for
geeks with Hewlett-Packard pocket computers. And astoundingly, HeyPunk.Com
is held by a company called DomainIt.Com.
You'll crack up to find out PurtyMouth.Com distributes info and products
dealing with oral hygeine, but ComeOnSqueal.Com may be avavilable.
Lawman.Com will sell you software that can let you play detective, while
Bookem.Com links to a Pasedena bookstore specializing in mysteries... and
while plain, the website is pretty creative.
Finally, YouPigYou and YaPigYa.Com go nowhere, but a Web Search on "You
Pig" suggests a website taking you to the children's book "If You Give a Pig
a Pancake" (1998 Harper Collins). B.F.D....
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