This bit started out with a dozen or so recurring characters and eventually grew into a huge assortment of sexually suggestive Roman names as this became one of the Greaseman's most popular bits. The spellings are just my interpretations--you get the point.

• Sleazebaggius
• Numnutsius
• Dildonius
• Smegmatius
• Smegmatacles
• Testicules
• Testiculus
• Vaginitis
• Leroyacles
• Sluttesius
• Slutticus
• Sweathoggius
• Foreskinnius
• Gonadicus
• Scrotumules
• Hemmarhoidacles
• Syphliticles
• Ganorius
• Ganoria
• Vacuus
• Noxamacles
• Soriasus
• Sclerosacles
• Senilius
• Collustumus
• Histerectumus
• Suppositorius
• Sorebonius
• Herpecles
• Syphliticlus
• Fudgepackius
• Hoseacles
• Yuckapuckius
• Hardonicus
• Fellatia
• Erectus
• Limpwangius
• Poontangius
• Castratius
• Squareassius
• Crabacles
• Crotchrottius
• Douchebaggius
• Sperticus
• Blueballius
• Pudpumpius
• Ejaculus
• Estrogenia
• Menopausius
• Hymenius
• Flatulus
• Orgasmacles
• Prostatius
• Scrotacles
• Scrumules
• Ovaria
• Ovulata
• Genitalia
• Spermius
• Vulvatia
• Semenius
• Lavius
• Muffdivia
• Fellopia
• Dickweedius
• Hosebaggius
• Promiscutia
• Impotencius
• Endometria
• Cervixia
• Menstratia
• Dickteasia