Greaseman Sings

Listen to the Grease sing wacky songs and song parodies...

• Beef It is a song that will inspire to lift -- beyond discomfort, pain, and anguish so you will reach MOLECULAR DISLOCATION!
• Black Slacks
• It's not Rosie, It's Flicka
• Georgia Boy, somebody's been using that thang
• When Grease had one too many, he heard God Rap
• The Greaseman raps about the problem of his Stinky Feet
• Italian Song
• A morning ritual is to sit on the can and sing this song: Massive In the Morning
• The Ultimate put down
• It was a Dark Dank Real Rank Funky Purple Cooter Eater
• One of the Most romanic songs ever written: Put Your Chin On my Doodads
• Redneck Songs:
  • Love Redneck style
  • Hunting Redneck Song
  • A rude crude Redneck Song
  • A love song to Estelle Redneck Style
• She's Got Dick on her Mind
• Click here to hear the famous Tuna Fish Song
• The Greaseman will teach us that Ned is not the only one that is made to squeal, Just Like a Hog
• This is a song could have very well been sung by Justice Clarence Thomas during those lengthy hearings in congress
• A song about teens Ruining Their Lives
• She's my pretty Little Lady, Little Latin Loupy Lou

Greaseman On Brutality

In this section the Grease explores the Dark and Brutal side of the human animal...

• This is a bit about his ex-wife Estelle and how she drove him crazy by her lack of common sense at the auto dealership.
• The straw that broke the camel's back with the Hog, Estelle.
• Nino used to sing Love Songs to his ex-wife when they were married. Some speculate that this one might have been the spark that broke them up.
• Do you know that Nino had a Divorce Party after the Brutal marriage with Estelle ended?
• Or how about the Brutality of being a Lawman:
  • Catching a cop on a bad day.
  • At the school zone.
  • It might surprise you how ruthless police officers are.
  • Grease looks back on his days at the academy.
• Carlos The International Terrorist might be good to listen to as well.
• Or how about a hunting story.
• Maybe even in the zoo.
• Listen to the days when the name on his uniform said "Greasemanelli", but everybody knew him as Sgt. Fury.
• Here's a live Sgt. Fury bit.
• Listen to the story of David and Goliath on BlastaPiece Theatre.

Greaseman Travels The World

If there is indeed a Culturally Enriching or Intellectually Stimulating section to this page, this is it. If there is not, then this is the closest thing anyone can come to creating one. Either way it's a sad state of affairs...

• Listen to the difference between sailboaters and powerboaters.
• Occasionally, God takes a ride on the Good Ship Grease.
• It is not usual, but sometimes the Grease takes in guests on the Good Ship Grease.
• A West Virginia look at the Pony Express.
• The goings on of a West Virginia Farm Family.
• West Virginians can read after all.
• Let's enlighten some West Virginians.
• How about taking a trip South of the Border?
• Nancy Lopez called up the Grease to request a South of the Border bit.
• Grease meets the Magic Indian, South of the Border!!
• Recently unclassified by the U.S. Government, this discussion between Gorby and his Wife might shock and amaze you.
• The Greaseman and his Daddy will teach you how to enjoy the Bearded Clam.
• The Grease has a flashback of when he was the Holy Roman Emperor and his wife, Sleazebaggius had health problems.
• Here Tuckusfacius plans a Roman orgy.
• Nino also spent time in the Belgian Congo.

Miscellaneous

• Grease Has Bill McKinny, who is most notably known as the Mountain Man in the movie "Deliverance".
• When Nino was a bald faced boy, his daddy used to tuck him in at night and they enjoyed Story Time:
  • A story about a Wedding Day
  • One about Daddy and a Big Headed Boy
• A Medical Man story with doctors from other countries
• A live Medical Man bit about a brain operation
• A pay-per-view commercial the Grease did a while back
• Grease is carrying his Ghetto Blaster
• God visits the Greaseman
• Good Ship Grease
• A bit on Political Correctness
• The Greaseman went to Scout Camp with Jackson Brown
• What about Babe Ruth's Outhouse
• The sleazy detective, Big Dick Brannigan
• This what traspired the first time the the punk, Clinton, and Sly were in the same room
• The punk takes a job at a alternative lifestyle bar as an Exotic Dancer
• A frank discussion about perfumes with Clinton and the Punk
• Greaseman's Daddy always gets his son into trouble:
  • Greaseman's Daddy meets Nelson Rockerfeller
  • Ferraris and Greaseman's Daddy don't mix
  • Daddy gets caught Red Handed
  • Daddy and Nino get a Slice on the Job
• Fudgeman and Throbin find danger and Adventure, while saving the world from deviance:
  • Fudgeman is looking at purchasing the FudgeComputer
  • Fudgeman in the city of Chicago
  • Fudgeman and Throbin find danger in the cast of Happy Days
  • Is even baseball in need of help from Fudgeman
  • Fudgeman needs to save the Greaseman Show from deviant musical groups
  • Even Boss Jocks are not immune from hideous behavior
• What the Grease thinks of parades
• The chapter on golf scoring of the Hobble-do-ga-ga Handbook
• Chapter 50 of the Hobble Handbook is on Airport Action.
• Let's do the six minute workout
• If you did not get a chance to go to the live show you can still catch some of the live action:
  • Here is a tidbit that ended with the Quiz.
  • A telephone call about the Greaseman in the Dating Game which ended with a pretty funny bit.
  • Nino tells his audience how to conduct Job Interviews.
  • Some guy called up because he had some marital problems dealing with His Bomb-Bays.
• Johnny Rico helps his sister with her first Date.
• This might be the case if Nino ever has a daughter.
• This is what would happen if his son ever calls home.
• His views on life.
• See if you can get the Greaseman Quiz:
  • Question #1
  • Question #2