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Karl's Tape Collection

My bud-bud-buddy Karl, who introduced me to The Greaseman back in High School in the early 80's, also taped bits off of DC/101 like me. While I never got around to converting more than a handful of bits to computer files, he recently loaded his entire tape collection into iTunes and sent it to me! Most of the bits are broken out to individual files, but he didn't have time to separate every cassette, so some files are entire sides of a tape, and I'm going to leave them that way. Enjoy this massive new collection of over 43 hours of classic DC/101-era Grease bits from 1983-1988 from the guy who introduced me to Grease himself, Karl!

Download these bits in mp3 format:

Volume 1

  1. Lawman Chase
  2. Talking
  3. OBGYN Examines his Family
  4. Ramblin
  5. Latin Loopdy Loo
  6. Harry's Hoagie Shop
  7. Toe Monster Jane Fonda
  8. Martini Time
  9. I saw the light
  10. Maggot Line Money he makes
  11. College teachers
  12. Wolfman
  13. Maggot line James Taylor
  14. South of the Boarder sex with ugly girl
  15. Talking then martini time
  16. Recall KY Jelly
  17. Ramblin
  18. Tocusfacius Feeds wife to lions
  19. Suicide in Reflecting Pool
  20. Suicide attempt
  21. Surgeon Organ stealing
  22. Rosie Palmer Song
  23. Talk and Russian Pray to Kill Communists
  24. Maggot Line Operation
  25. Surgeon Parents watch surgery
  26. Lawman
  27. Clint Eastwood
  28. Shaving for Bodybuilding Contest
  29. Maggot Line Paul Lynn
  30. Bad Teachers
  31. Redneck Going to the Beach
  32. Seagulls
  33. Maggot Line Seagulls
  34. Toe Monster at the Beach

Volume 2

  1. Toe Monster - Orders Pizza
  2. Maggot Line - Talk about being bulky in Ocean City
  3. That stupid boat at Ocean City
  4. Toe Monster - Street Person Comes over
  5. Maggot Line - lady back from Europe - How He Hates French People
  6. Maggot Line - Guy gets Divorce - Dating Story
  7. Maggot Line - Makes fun of guy's job
  8. Sgt. Fury - Bad treatment when he got back
  9. Street People in DC - Put one on a plane
  10. Talk about Grandma
  11. Talk about job
  12. Miss America - Stays at greasepalace
  13. Short banter
  14. Toe Monster - Kemp Mill Maggot comes to Greasepalace
  15. South of the Border - Picked on by Herman DeVega
  16. Mindless Vegetation
  17. Talk Cold floor
  18. Maggot Line - Talks to tired Woman
  19. Bronco Greasemanelli
  20. Grease talking at End of Kemp Mill ad
  21. Lawman -Brutalizes Gregory Powell Released from Prision
  22. Strange John Calls having a party
  23. Maggot line - does he wear Aqua Velva
  24. Rockin hard
  25. Maggot Line - Gaithersburg Cop Complains about his making fun of Gaithersburg
  26. Omphaloskepsis
  27. Sgt. Fury - Takes Bath Runs Naked in Forest
  28. Daddy - Ugly Women finds one in laundromat
  29. Sgt. Fury - Learning how to mine roads
  30. Revenge on Phil Kronenberg
  31. How to get a Prenuptual signed
  32. Friday - Tap Dance

Volume 4

  1. I saw the light song - estelle
  2. Daddy Took Estelle - revenge
  3. I'm So Alone - tries suicide under bus
  4. Maggot Line Big woman
  5. Ugly Woman - before wedding
  6. Maggot Line Stinkin' Woman
  7. Drug Store Delivery - Tampex
  8. Sgt. Fury Tortures Civilian
  9. Toe Monster waterbed
  10. Bartending at function pukes in bowl
  11. Sgt. Fury FIghter Pilot
  12. American Karate Center ad
  13. Estelle - Embarassing him in public
  14. Tocusfacius - Has Affair with Vaginitis
  15. South of the Border - Big Mexican picks on him
  16. Brown's Dodge Ad
  17. Maggot Line - If he gets out of that we'll call him Houdini Joke story
  18. Maggot Line - What does AMF mean_
  19. Sgt. Fury - First Time In Nam Mad Dog McCoy
  20. Hocking a Lunger
  21. Shows Wedding party to their seats
  22. Working Out One Rep
  23. I'm So Alone - Drinks because of Estelle - Buying Diamond Ring

Volume 5

  1. Watches New Clint Eastwood Movie
  2. Ugly Women - Big Woman at Ocean City
  3. Toe Monster - Gets a Dog
  4. Talks about Dallas and FM transmitter at Football Game
  5. South of the Boarder - Beautiful Woman with Horrible Breath
  6. Redneck - Talks to Santa Claus
  7. Maggot Line - Talks about woman boss jocks
  8. Maggot Line - Is he going gay_
  9. Maggot Line - Girl Likes Sgt. Fury
  10. Lawman - Nuclear Protesters
  11. Estelle - Can't Habu has Gonnerea
  12. Daddy - Saves to get Daddy a shotgun for christmas
  13. Daddy - Gets Toboggin for Christmas
  14. Teacher - Talks to Idiot Parent
  15. Voting for Greaseman for President
  16. Maggot Line - Talks about girls birthday
  17. Jackson Browne - Goes to bathroom with John Holmes
  18. Maggot Line - Talks to stupid college student
  19. Clinton - Sharing duties at home
  20. Christmas shopping maggot security guard
  21. Daddy - Gets in fight at Christmastime
  22. Maggot Line - Talks to Vietnamese Lady
  23. Sgt. Fury - Goes nuts on Vietnamese family at Christmas time
  24. Robert Plant Big Log
  25. Tells Christmas Story in Church
  26. Short Prayer
  27. Maggot Line - Wing Tips
  28. Maggot Line - Gets hung up on
  29. I'm So Alone - Christmas
  30. Photo Ad

Volume 6

  1. Grandma - Tuna Fish Song
  2. Pro Wrestler - Against Haystacks Calhoun
  3. Liz Taylor - Burrito Party at Greasepalace has contest
  4. Toe Monster - under liz taylor's bed
  5. Why Redskins Lost
  6. Checks in on Beldar - taking a constitutional
  7. Calls John - Gets him to talk like him
  8. Maggot Line - Talks to cheatin girl
  9. Princess Caroline - Shows her a real man
  10. Daddy - Babysitting Daddy comes over
  11. Habadagaga Handbook Ch 7 - Hospital Habu
  12. Maggot Line - Girl wants to see DC
  13. Martini Time
  14. Maggot Line - Girl moving to Birmingham
  15. Jackson Browne - Feeds Turtle
  16. Boss Jock Fatique
  17. I saw the light song
  18. South of the Boarder - Goes there to become a man
  19. Stupid song - Martini Time
  20. It's Friday
  21. Redneck - Getting Married
  22. Maggot Line - Guy doesn't like his act, insults him
  23. Daddy - New Year's Eve with Daddy double dating
  24. Maggot Line - Invited to Party
  25. Returning Shirt to Clothing Store - Maggot Clerk
  26. Getting ready for the weekend
  27. South of the Boarder - With Estelle and her Mother
  28. Tap Dance - New Year's Eve
  29. Habadagaga Handbook Ch 3 - Celebrity Habu
  30. Talk about his attitude

Volume 7

  1. Fireworks Rampage
  2. Celebrity Weightlifting
  3. Sgt. Fury - On Recon have to wear cocunuts in jungle
  4. Perverted Construction Workers - Gets revenge
  5. Tapeworm - Goes to the Doctor
  6. Kung Fu Bouncer
  7. Habudagaga Handbook Ch 3 - Supermarket Habu
  8. Duck Hunting
  9. New Year's Eve - Talks to IP on Street
  10. Martini Time
  11. Estelle - her sister is traumatized
  12. South of the Boarder - Gets drunk in Funeral Home Perverted
  13. Clinton - Writes letter to Clint about how he feels
  14. Maggot Line - Talks to girl that was tied up
  15. Paul Lynn - New Years day
  16. Habudagaga Handbook - Pick up single woman at movie theater
  17. Maggot Line - Guys neighbor Likes Grease - Calls him
  18. Talk about weekend
  19. Maggot Line - Goes to girls house to eat Lasagne - wants Habu
  20. Off Probation - Estelle Visits in Hospital Screws roomate
  21. Talk about getting elected president
  22. Maggot Line - Guy asleep on phone
  23. Redneck - Car won't start
  24. Stuck in snow used winos for traction
  25. Martial Arts Ad
  26. Daddy - Stuck in Snow with Daddy and Becky Lou
  27. Talk about contest
  28. Habudagaga Handbook ch 42 - health club habudagee

Volume 8

  1. Habudagaga Handbook - Healthclub Habu
  2. 10 worst dressed women
  3. Talk about Helping winos
  4. Maggot Line - Complaining about Winos
  5. Maggot Line - Uzi the Winos
  6. Maggot Line - Feed Winos to Dobermans
  7. Maggot Line - Separate Winos rich from poor
  8. Maggot Line - Amy Calls
  9. Maggot Line - More Wino Talk
  10. Who is going to the game
  11. Wolfman - Insemination Joke
  12. Talk about visiting German part of family
  13. Estelle - begging for back door
  14. Celebrity BakeOff
  15. Smash and Grease trapped in Butcher Shop
  16. Rosie Song - Firefighters in firehouse
  17. Maggot Line - Dead Baby Jokes
  18. Maggot Line - Talk about handover
  19. Maggot Line - Talk about Hangover
  20. Maggot Line - Girl talks with him about hangover
  21. Talk about Police stop sleigh riders
  22. Lawman - Stopping Sleigh riders
  23. Talk about Redskins Loss in Super Bowl
  24. Maggot Line - Girl thinks Redskins where too confident
  25. Maggot Line - Girl Raiders Fan
  26. Maggot Line - Talking about redskins
  27. Maggot Line - Redskins partied too much
  28. Maggot Line - Redskins were paid off
  29. Maggot Line - Redskins burned out - would hate to be Redskins wife
  30. Dr. Greasemanelli - Works on Raiders fan in Tampa
  31. Redskins loss - tried habudagee
  32. Maggot Line - Dallas Fan Calls
  33. Maggot Line - Redskins stink
  34. Maggot Line - Mr. T Theisman choked
  35. Maggot Line - Traitor Calls - Talks about Barry Manilow singing
  36. English Teacher Dating Joke
  37. Clinton - Talks to Clint about Redskins he gets mad
  38. Talk about being ignored at airport by Redskins
  39. Get Left tape of Jane Fonda - Greaseman's revenge on Jane
  40. Talk about being ignored by Redskins
  41. The Original Barf on the Redskins
  42. Maggot Line - How can he sing that to the Skins_
  43. Maggot Line - Guy doesn't like his Barf on the Redskins
  44. Maggot Line - Yes Twofer
  45. Maggot Line - Ask about swimsuit contest
  46. Maggot Line - Guy thinks he's right
  47. Maggot Line - Girl Likes Barf on the Redskins
  48. Maggot Line - Grease may lose election over Redskins

Volume 9

  1. Maggot Line - Barf on the Redskins
  2. Maggot Line - Song was Rude
  3. Maggot Line - Right on about the Skins
  4. Amazon Joke
  5. Revenge on Jane Fonda
  6. I Saw the Light - Pray for the Redskins
  7. Maggot Line - Complaining about Redskins Joke
  8. Talk about Leaving
  9. Dr. Greasemanelli - Working in Mobile Clinic - Biker Chick
  10. Martini Time
  11. Toe Monster - Lived under Football Player's Beds
  12. Maggot Line - Eating a chili dog
  13. Maggot Line - Guy wants barf on the redskins
  14. Maggot Line - People want Barf on the Redskins
  15. Maggot Line - Want Barf on the Redskins
  16. Maggot Line - Redskins Enjoying Rosie
  17. At Redskins Parade - Kids Steal Snout
  18. I Saw the Light - Jerry Fawell
  19. How Jerry Fawell Was Raised
  20. Talk about contest
  21. Dr. Greasemanelli - Works in sex change clinic
  22. Maggot Line - Girl wants song
  23. Maggot Line - Wants Damien story
  24. Maggot LIne - says nothing
  25. RJ - Complains about Tuba
  26. Revenge on Jane Fonda 2
  27. RJ - Used Grease's Hot Tub
  28. Emissions Inspection
  29. Your Mamma - Thank you
  30. Hydraulics Joke
  31. Sgt. Fury - Training camp organized constitutionals
  32. Maggot Line - Guy wants Power boat story
  33. Maggot Line - Slow woman
  34. Maggot Line - Instant Karma
  35. Getting Big - Extreme workout
  36. Alien - Habus with female Alien - has baby
  37. Virgin Joke
  38. Cycles Incorporated Ad
  39. Lawman - Pulls over Speeder gets Gabudagee
  40. Rosie - Enjoys Rosie in Outer Space
  41. Smash - Greaseman for President
  42. Redneck - Walking the streets
  43. Estelle - Always has to go before Habudagee
  44. Maggot Line - Guys lady wants specimen
  45. Estelle - Wanted his speciman to have baby
  46. Andropov Died - Tap Dance
  47. Living in the Bronx

Volume 10

  1. Talk Diskjockey ratings
  2. Maggot Line - Feeling Brutal
  3. Maggot Line - Guy calls while taking a dump
  4. RJ Ploppers give traction
  5. Guy in Volvo in the way in snow
  6. Maggot Line - Guys from USA today call
  7. Maggot Line - Guy asks if going to Playboy Bunnies
  8. Maggot line - wants truck driver story
  9. Truck Driver picks up hitchhiker
  10. Maggot Line - Girls wants habu with ex
  11. Estelle - has bad odor
  12. Maggot Line - guy wants to kill himself I'm So alone
  13. Estelle Rents paddle boats in tidal basin
  14. Honda Commercial
  15. Daddy - Watching Pandas Habu
  16. Talk - Monday and Hoyas
  17. Maggot Line - Size of hydraulics
  18. Maggot Line - Guy wants Jane Fonda
  19. RJ - Runs Naked in the Rain
  20. Daddy - Riding Bikes with Betty Lou and Daddy
  21. Maggot Line - Going for a loan
  22. Freaks out in Bank going for a loan
  23. Smurfs Just wanta have fun song
  24. Sgt. Fury - Men went Nuts
  25. Killing Cherry Blossums
  26. Maggot line - guy wants redneck
  27. Maggot Line - Talks to hot woman
  28. Maggot Line - Talks to hungover woman
  29. Good Ship Grease - watches volcano
  30. Cycles Incorporated ad
  31. Gets revenge on Boy Scouts
  32. End of Day Tap dance Martini Time
  33. Contest Pretty or Rich Ugly woman

Volume 11 - Tape sides (1984)

  1. Greaseman - Side A
  2. Greaseman - Side B

Volume 12

  1. Lawman - Going Fishin
  2. Clinton - Dumped by Clinton
  3. I Saw the Light - Questions for God
  4. Magnum IP
  5. Art Class - Painting Naked Pregnant Woman
  6. Bob's Pontiac Ad
  7. Maggot Line - Guy wants to work two women - Busted by Estelle
  8. Maggot Line - Speaks Spanish
  9. South of the Boarder - Most beautiful woman
  10. Cycles Incorporated Ad
  11. Martini Time
  12. Lawman - Goes to take peaceful Constitutional
  13. Teaches John MacEnroe a Lesson
  14. Maggot Line - Who writes his stories
  15. Space Shuttle - Experiments
  16. Sex with Bisquits
  17. Martini Time 2
  18. Bear and Bunny Joke
  19. Honda commercial
  20. Daddy - harassing IPs
  21. Habu Song

Volume 13 - Tape sides (1984)

  1. Greaseman - Side A
  2. Greaseman - Side B

Volume 14

  1. South of the Border - Marries Estelle town elder habus with bride
  2. Bob Bennings Beltway Dodge Ad
  3. RJ - Takes dog hiking in woods
  4. Estelle - His Birthday with Estelle
  5. Daddy - Goes on African Safari for birthday
  6. Sgt. Fury - Birthday from VC
  7. Cycles Incorporated Ad
  8. Martini Time
  9. Maggot Line - Redskins Tickets
  10. RJ - Dog sneaks on his boat
  11. How to make runners go faster
  12. Maggot Line - Mazpucha is coming to town
  13. Lawman - Gurading Embassey
  14. Daddy - Goes to Washington Monument
  15. Gets his prints at Chinese theater in Hollywood

Volume 15

  1. Carpoolers - Carolos Terrorist Restaurant
  2. Daddy - Becky Lou Buckholder
  3. Ground Zero Joke
  4. I'm So Alone - Naked in Park
  5. Maggot Line - Werewolf
  6. I Saw the Light - Boils Jesus
  7. Clint Eastwood - Hot Tub Place
  8. Maggot Line - work & Clint
  9. Lawman - Lady Lawman
  10. Execution Joke
  11. Maggot LIne - Lady Lawman
  12. Tuna Fish Song - Working out
  13. Violent movie at Christmas Talk
  14. Aliens visit Greasepalace
  15. Georgetown Costume Robbery
  16. Sgt. Fury - Capt Foster Priest
  17. Maggot Line - Baby Joke
  18. Tippy's Taco House
  19. Cat Joke
  20. IP convention
  21. Estelle - Buying House
  22. I'm So Alone - habu with estelle
  23. South of the Border - Make fun of Estelle
  24. Jane Fonda - Old Unit Gets Jane Fonda
  25. South of the Board - gets in a duel
  26. Suzanne Sommers Nude
  27. Martini Time
  28. Maggot Line - Kidney Surgery
  29. Surgeon - OBGYN Examine Nasty Woman
  30. Toe Monster - unfinished

Volume 16

  1. Maggot Line - Woman's Looks
  2. Lawman - Drunk Drivers
  3. Gym Instructor - Gets people in shape
  4. Maggot Line - Girl with other boyfriend
  5. South of the boarder - laxative
  6. Maggot Line - Calls Pentagon by Accident
  7. Takes Smash's Temperature
  8. Maggot Line - Gold Digger & Greasepalace
  9. Tap Dance
  10. Massive Pectorals
  11. Funny Isuzu Commercial
  12. Maggot Line - 9th grade girl
  13. Maggot Line - Lawman Speeding IPs

Volume 18

  1. Somebody's Been Using That Thang - Fat Girl
  2. String Joke
  3. Maggot Line - How to become a Boss Jock Deal with the Devil
  4. Maggot Line - Identical Twin
  5. Rockers Advertisement
  6. Doughboy joke
  7. Aliens visit Greasepalace
  8. Maggot Line - wants toe monster - substitute Teacher
  9. Artist Rap
  10. Hemorrohid Rap
  11. New Toys
  12. Playing with Vocal Effects
  13. Estelle - Tries to meet her needs
  14. Maggot Line - Calls pregnant woman - talks to baby
  15. Maggot Line - Girl Dating Ski Instructor - Blessed Relief
  16. Maggot Line - Dumb Goya - Goya Rap
  17. Mexican Joke - Blessed Relief
  18. Maggot Line - Speaks Spanish - South of the Boarder Making Movie
  19. Somebody's Been Using that Thang - Women's clothing
  20. Maggot Line - Talks about Cold DC women
  21. Lawman - Infidelity
  22. Maggot Line - Talks to Girlfriend about Contact lens
  23. Getting ready to leave - Lustine Nissan Ad
  24. Maggot Line - Guy from Waldorf - Blessed Relief
  25. Your Mamma - High School
  26. Sgt. Fury - gets dumped by Pauline
  27. Talks to Baby - Has stinky Feet
  28. Maggot Line - Talks to Waitress
  29. Maggot Line - Guy won't Habu with pregnant wife
  30. Georgia Boy Somebody been Using that Thang - perfume
  31. Maggot Line - Why he does less public appearances
  32. Sgt. Fury - Beach triggers Flashback
  33. Dying Brother in law - Gets cured by Gobble da gee
  34. Maggot Line - Talks to girlfriend does not have to work
  35. Desperados Ad - yells at Estelle
  36. Daddy - Sleeping during church
  37. Maggot Line - Talks to shy woman -Estelle won't talk
  38. Maggot Line - Pregnant 19 yr old - Talks to baby
  39. Georgia Boy Somebody's Been Using that Thing - Pets
  40. Sgt. Fury - Brutal Basic Training

Volume 19

  1. Deathrace 3000
  2. Maggot Line - Karate show
  3. Maggot Line - Lady want Zeppelin
  4. Maggot Line - What Happened to Rachel and Steve
  5. Habu in Space
  6. Maggot Line - Guy wants Blonde Lady - Habu March
  7. Watching Flood Victims
  8. It's Friday
  9. Watching Flood Victims - Offers to buy guy's stuff
  10. Maggot Line - Lady gets DWI
  11. Foul Weather Gear - Spy on Girlfriend
  12. Estelle - Friends with Lance
  13. Habu With a Fat Woman Joke
  14. Maggot Line - Talks about Girls Date
  15. Maggot Line - Body Builder vs Powerlifter Just Beef It Song
  16. Desperados - Tries to Give Estelle her Check
  17. South of the Border - Roadblock and Bad Spanish
  18. Sharing Space - Finds Vac-u-Jack
  19. Village People - Stuck in Hotel Room
  20. Doctor - Mrs. Zuckerman Nasty Smell
  21. West Virginia - Raising Pigs
  22. Maggot Line - Girl want him to call her friend - Taking Massive Gassive

Volume 20

  1. Toe Monster - Watching Girlfriend
  2. Daddy - How he met Mama
  3. Talk about wearing David Lee Roth Pants
  4. Estelle - He Talks to her lover
  5. Signing off Time for Blessed Relief
  6. Estelle - always losing TV guide
  7. Cycles Arlington Commercial
  8. David Lee Roth Pants and sunburn
  9. Cycles Arlington getting wrecked
  10. Good Ship Grease Bumps Boat
  11. Bearded Clam - Big Betty the Waitress
  12. Bearded Clam - Shipwrecked on Island

Volume 21

  1. Two wenches at Greasepalace
  2. Sgt. Fury - Reporter comes to unit
  3. Good Ship Grease - Power Boating women vs Sail Boating women
  4. Habadagaga Handbook ch 1 - Menage a trois etiquette
  5. Habadagaga Handbook - Pick up women at Pool with casts
  6. Habadagaga Handbook Chapter 59 - Airport Habu
  7. Six Minute Workout
  8. Talk about John Holmes - Blessed Relief
  9. Maggot Line - Firefighter wants him to call girlfriend
  10. Maggot Line - Does he see a Shrink
  11. Make Em' Laugh Song
  12. Estelle - Getting Ready for Party
  13. Woman Takes Car to Body Shop
  14. Greaseman Live on Stage - Make Em' Laugh Song
  15. Grease and Smash Live - Jokes - Back from the USSR
  16. Takes Constitutional at Club
  17. The one I loved back then song
  18. Doctor Greasemanelli - Internship Dermatology
  19. Sound Electronics ad
  20. Massive Gassive
  21. Radley Acura Ad
  22. Lawman - Chases Stolen Car Shoots with Hydraulics
  23. Telephone Man Rap

Volume 22 - Tape sides (1986)

  1. Greaseman - Side A
  2. Greaseman - Side B

Volume 23

  1. Bad Service at Restaurant
  2. Pet Shop - Selling Gerbils
  3. Ate someone's steak
  4. Maggot Line - Lady like Hulk Hogan
  5. Big Dick Brannigan - Guy wants to know if his son is gay
  6. Talks to Baby - Baby is Different
  7. Tockusfacius - Sleazebagius is leaving him
  8. Shtuperman - Helps neclected woman wife of plumber
  9. Talk about lingering
  10. Makes noises at concert
  11. Listening to Dave Brown in Bathroom
  12. Maggot Line - Guys Girlfriend won't move - Livens up sex with Estelle in forest
  13. Skin Cancer Rap
  14. West Virginia - Picks up hot hitchhiker
  15. Habadagaga Handbook - Join a group house
  16. Maggot Line - Girl going to the beach is on probation
  17. Maggot Line - Calls guy who won't habu in morning
  18. Clinton - Goes to Packers Parade
  19. Talk about the day
  20. Maggot Line - human habitrail
  21. Maggot Line - guys girlfriend seeing him
  22. Maggot Line - Guy lacks testosterone
  23. Maggot Line - South of the Boarder - Fights Duel over Woman
  24. Maggot Line - Guy cuts down trees
  25. Traffic Problems
  26. Maggot Line - Guy dumped because he was no good
  27. Habu Pointers
  28. Toe Monster - Girlfriend wants to know if he would stick with her if deformed
  29. Tap Dance
  30. Habu March - Good Ship Grease - Echo Machine
  31. Clinton - Loses Gerbil inside
  32. Estelle - Wants to have his baby
  33. Grandpa Greasemanelli

Volume 24

  1. Maggot Line - Calls girl who is getting habu 8 times a day
  2. Grease voted #1 DJ
  3. Maggot Line - Trixie talks about his getting married
  4. Lawman - At accident scene deals with maggots goes to gaggin annie
  5. Supreme Court Rap
  6. Estelle - Screws woodchuck hole
  7. Maggot Line - Calls Bart's friend talks to Baby
  8. Name that Flame
  9. Name that Flame - Henrietta - swallows razor blade
  10. Talk about taking constitutional
  11. Took a 6 pounder constitutional
  12. Talks to wife about honeymoon
  13. Maggot Line - Calls sick guy - Daddy doesn't wash his hands
  14. Maggot Line - CIA mail room guy calls - Spy Story
  15. Clinton - Goes to Air and Space Museum
  16. Nude Sunbathing
  17. Maggot Line - Wants fisherman Rap
  18. Maggot Line - Guy wants girl back
  19. Maggot Line - Talks to Baby Daddy wants to much
  20. Maggot Line - Guys wants to dump one girl habu 2 others
  21. Maggot Line - Guy's friend can't get any
  22. Maggot Line - Guys wants to quit work -wants speckled
  23. Maggot Line - need number to call her
  24. Maggot Line - Wants him to call someone
  25. Fisherman's Rap
  26. Maggot Line - Calls guy who had Hernia Operation
  27. Organizes Beauty Pagent
  28. Talks about weather - Deliverance movie
  29. Maggot Line - Girlfriend going off to college
  30. Talk about marriage - six minute workout
  31. Leaving message with q-tip
  32. West Virginia - Old Lady Lovejoy car broke down
  33. West Virginia - Farmer Joke
  34. Clinton - Punk wants to be in movie
  35. Sgt. Fury - Grenade Training
  36. Maggot Line - Guy with Bad Back - Dr. Greasemanelli patient has back problems needs habu
  37. Joke about Baby's Hair
  38. Gets Tank for his birthday - breaks stuff
  39. Dr. Greasemanelli - OBGYN Excellent sense of smell

Volume 25 - Tape sides (1986)

  1. Greaseman - Side A
  2. Greaseman - Side B

Volume 26 - Tape sides (1987)

  1. Greaseman - Side A
  2. Greaseman - Side B

Volume 27 - Tape sides (1987)

  1. Greaseman - Side A
  2. Greaseman - Side B

Volume 28

  1. Daddy - Goes out to Fancy Dinner
  2. Golddigger at Greasepalace
  3. Lawman - How to Sleep in your squadcar
  4. Habadagaga Handbook #118 Double Dating Habu
  5. Maggot Line - Fudge Packin
  6. Maggot Line - West Virginia guy wax philosopic
  7. Talking - ML and Boss Jock Fatigue
  8. Tap Dance & Blessed Relief
  9. Tree Story - Wise Old Oak Tree
  10. Talk - Grandma's Snoring
  11. Maggot Line - Chicken jokes
  12. Estelle - Camping with Boy Scouts
  13. Suicide - Diving from Building
  14. Maggot Line - What to Name Boat
  15. Maggot Line - Guy Sounds like Grease
  16. Maggot Line - Busts on His Police Escort
  17. Maggot Line - 2 lame calls
  18. Latin Loopdy Lou - Rear Endin
  19. Maggot Line - JP idiot
  20. Estelle - She wrecks new car
  21. Maggot Line - Naming Boat
  22. Maggot Line - Wrecking car
  23. Talk - Picking up wrestler
  24. Maggot Line - Wants tokus facius
  25. Maggot Line - West Virginian wants city girl
  26. Story Guy Shipwrecked on Island
  27. Tockusfacius - Listens to peoples problems - wants to go skiing
  28. Toe Monster - Pees in jar to avoid

Volume 29 - Tape sides (1987)

  1. Greaseman - Side A
  2. Greaseman - Side B

Volume 30

  1. Good Ship Grease - Abuses two sailboaters
  2. Maggot Line - Talk to the trooper
  3. Maggot Line - wants stuperman
  4. Maggot Line - Guy wants Georgia Boy
  5. Constitutional Moment - Mr. Metlock
  6. Lifestyles of the rich and famous - The Greasepalace
  7. Maggot Line - wants Hairdressers Rap
  8. Tuna Fish Song - Takes Estelle to Doctor's Office
  9. Constitutional Moment - Tammy Faye Baker
  10. Grease's Mother finds his plastic sheets - Habu March with food
  11. Maggot Line - Wants Song Played
  12. Maggot Line - Wife forbids him to listen
  13. Maggot Line - Gets sprayed
  14. Maggot Line - wants T-shirt
  15. Maggot Line - Guy is to have back surgery
  16. Toe Monster - Wants Cowboy Outfit
  17. Turn Me Loose - Rotten Mondays
  18. Maggot Line - Guy buys Condo
  19. Maggot Line - Guy complains about Police
  20. Cicadas - Grease tries to help them out
  21. Redneck Song
  22. Maggot Line - guy wants story without an end
  23. Maggot Line - guy wants answering machine
  24. Maggot Line - Talk about getting AIDS
  25. Constitutional Moment - Telly Savalis
  26. Maggot Line - Talks about noisy maggots near his boat
  27. Johnny Carson's Contract
  28. Maggot Line - Girl sold him popcorn
  29. Maggot Line - puts on hold
  30. West Virginia Song - Clyde Feeling Frisky
  31. Turn Me Loose I've got to feel good
  32. Guitar Lessons - Plays hard when teacher leaves
  33. Archeologist - Interprets signs
  34. Maggot Line - Girl Misses Man
  35. West Virginia - Kid needs help in the bathroom
  36. Talks about Rich People
  37. Turn Me Loose
  38. Maggot Line - talks about his woman
  39. Morning Quiz - Giraffe Joke
  40. Ugly Women - Crossing Guard
  41. Working in Africa - Camps in Burial Ground
  42. Maggot Line - Misses Guy
  43. Talk about after Habu
  44. Ugly Women - PTL convention
  45. Talks about Bulk vs Judo
  46. Six Minute Workout
  47. South of the Boarder - Guy eats bucket of poop
  48. Talk about Gay Churches
  49. Constitutional Moment - Jimmy the Greek
  50. Gods new rules
  51. Maggot Line - Girl wouldn't Habu
  52. Good Ship Grease - Unfinished

Volume 31

  1. Turn Me Loose - Starting Old Car
  2. Talk about guy who messed up Metro Track
  3. John Holmes
  4. John Holmes at Cocktail Party
  5. Turn Me Loose - Tuesdays
  6. How the Press Hates him
  7. Hydraulics Names
  8. Truck Drivin Cowboy - Pulled over by Police
  9. Constitutional Rap
  10. Jacque Cousteau- bearded clam
  11. Broken lawman bit
  12. Lawman - Pulls over speeders
  13. Maggot Line - Change Ramblin man to Habuin Man
  14. Mafia Hitman - Hassels Old Man
  15. Sgt. Fury - Has to Take Hill
  16. Worms living under Golf Course
  17. Estelle - Goes on cruise
  18. West Virginia - Brother Douglas Preacher
  19. Turn Me Loose - Lawman Humiliates Speeders
  20. Habadugaga Handbook - How to be the dumper of the humper
  21. Bearded Clam - Halloween Trick or Treating
  22. Redskins Rock
  23. Talk Bad Events
  24. House Shopping
  25. Maggot Line - Wants Rolli polli
  26. Maggot Line - Wants Clinton
  27. Rolli Polli
  28. Clinton - Helps Clint and Sly get GED
  29. Doo Wha Days Song - Tuna Fish Song
  30. Redskins Rock 2
  31. Maggot Line - Thanksgiving Boci me Song
  32. Clinton - Wants Slice before Nino's Play
  33. Sgt. Fury - Leave in Saigon - goes home to USA

Volume 32 - Tape sides (1987)

  1. Greaseman - Side A
  2. Greaseman - Side B

Volume 33 - Tape sides (1987)

  1. Greaseman - Side A
  2. Greaseman - Side B

Volume 34 - Tape sides (1988)

  1. Greaseman - Side A
  2. Greaseman - Side B

Volume 35 - Tape sides (1988)

  1. Greaseman - Side A
  2. Greaseman - Side B

Volume 36 - Tape sides (1988)

  1. Greaseman - Side A
  2. Greaseman - Side B

Volume 37

  1. Toe Monster - Takes drugs
  2. Six Minute Workout
  3. Biff Cantrell Sports - Redskins
  4. I've Got to Feel Good
  5. Blasterpiece Theater - Tooth Fairy
  6. West Virginia - Herman the Pervert
  7. Maggot Line - Two Girls Call
  8. Carlos The International Terrorist - Beautiful Spring Day at LBJ Park
  9. Dr. Greasemanelli - Bitter old Veteran Doctor
  10. Estelle - Out to eat at Japanese Restaurant
  11. Maggot Line - Caller from Hawaii Six Minute Workout
  12. Group Therapy Session