Thanks to Johnny Wollensak for sending in this MASSIVE collection of vintage DC/101 bits! Download these bits in MP3 format: Volume 1 (1982-84) Another stinkin Monday Arthur Goode Commentary Arthur Goode meets Old Sparky Arthur Goode Autopsy Barf on the Redskins Beamed up Big Dick Branigan Contract killer Big Dick Brannigan Nudist client Big fella Black history month Black slacks Pharmacology exam Canine grease fan Celebrity weightlifting Elton John Celebrity weightlifting Nixon cheats Challenger spacewalk Choir boy Grease Christmas stocking CIA plot targeting Castro Circuit City Ad Clint & the Punk First bit Clint Eastwood & the Punk go to gay rights meeting Clint Eastwood Choir practice Clint Eastwood The punk makes his lunch Clint Eastwood Clint gets his toucas shaved Clint tells the Punk a bedtime story Contemplating suicide Cycles Inc Ad (blooper) Cycles Inc Ad Execution by motorcycle Cycles Inc Ad Daddy & Nadine Daddy goes to the zoo Daddy's sex change Damien Bus driver Damien Checkout clerk Damien Grease's haircut Damien in grade school Debauchery at the Greasepalace Dennis the Maggot Bossjock tryout Dennis the Maggot sings Christmas song Depressed husband cured Doctor Golf course resuscitation Doctor Greasemanelli Motorcycle gang Doctor operating on himself Dog on the Metro track Drugstore clerk Easter egg hunt at the White House Eating vegetables Elephant man ER doctor Elephant man Lifeguard Elephant man Snow storm Estelle Artifical insemination Estelle Clap Estelle gets half Estelle goes hunting with Grease Estelle Grease teaches human sexuality Estelle How Grease finally divorced Estelle IP technique Estelle ring gets stuck Estelle Smoking cigars Estelle uses the pool Estelle Weather-woman Estelle Wedding night Eviction day in DC Evictions in DC 2 Evil Locksmith Execution of Anthony Antone Execution of the Greaseman Fireman Gay rights legislation in Mongomery Co Godfather Christmas day celebration Godfather Grease survives Godfather offed by the Grease Goldie Hawn filming in Georgetown Goldie Hawn Good Ship Grease causing an airline crash Good Ship Grease Estelle goes powerboating Good Ship Grease Hunting sea turtles Good Ship Grease Jacques Cousteau Otters Good Ship Grease Single-man water skiing Grease & Dave Brown as Strippers Grease complains about the weather Grease Goes Nuts Barricades Grease goes Psycho Grease picks a fight in a bar Grease with honey on snow day Grease's presidential inauguration Hair transplant Hangover Hitchhiking with Isaac Hayes Hobble through the hedges Hobbledogaga Handbook Ch. 26 Extrication Hobbledogaga Handbook Ch. 3 Targets of Opportunity Hobbledogaga Handbook Ch. 53 Airport hobble Hobbledogaga Handbook Ch. 56 When the parents are in town Hobbledogaga Handbook Ch. 90 Hobbling the comatose Honey's shoes Horny Hart Song (Gary Hart) Hotel Madison incident Hunting the right way I Saw The Light AMF I Saw The Light Intellectually challenged maggot Irving Greasemanowitz Community service Irving Greasemanowitz Stagecoach robbers Jane Fonda gets whats coming to her Jesse Jackson's ethnic slur Jewel smuggler John Holmes & Grease go sailboating John Holmes Grease's college roommate Karate demo to Kennedy Center Karate school advertisement Lady Di Charles in the loo Lady Di has morning sickness Lawman Beltway traffic stop Lawman busts Volvo-driving attorney Lawman Cage rash Lawman Dirty Harry fantasy Lawman First day Lawman has a bad day Lawman Ice Capades Lawman Mad Dog McCoy Lawman Modified squad car Lawman Spaghetti dinner Lawman Starts the day Lawman Tow truck on Christmas Lawman Truman Capote busted for DUI Lawman Your tax dollars at work Lifeguard Live at the Bayou I'm so alone Live at the Bayou Redneck song Live at the Bayou Sgt. Fury Live at the Bayou South of the Border (blooper) Maggot line 300 lb woman Maggot line Alpo-ometer Maggot line Blind dates Maggot line Boyfreind troubles Maggot line Boyfriend in Iowa Maggot line Bran muffin eater Maggot line College student calls Maggot line Complaint insufficient shreiking Maggot line Darrell the IP Maggot line Five year hobble hiatus Maggot line Hunting Maggot line Indigenous Populant's wife Maggot line Joel the poet Maggot line Lasagna Maggot line Movies Maggot line Nudnicks Maggot line On-air constitutional Maggot line Psychiatrist Maggot line Recently separated slob Maggot line Right Maggot line Roommate hates Grease Maggot line to Martini Time Maggot line Toilet seat Meter maid Metro extended to Anacostia Michael Jackson Drunk Driving Mobile hobbledogaga machine Mormon Temple Morning quiz phone sex etc Morning quiz National Coalition to Ban Handguns National Corrections Officer Week New car in West Virginia Nose pickery Nurse dates Shorty Office building fire Phil Kronenberg Revenge Pimples Pimples Protesters on the mall Rabid squirrel Reagan courts the indigenous votes Redneck Song Chinese Restaurant Redneck Song Deer Hunting Redneck song for Ron & Nancy Redneck song Hunting Redneck song Post-hangover Redneck song Post-Thanksgiving Redneck song Streets of Washington DC Redneck song The family Redskins beat Dallas Redskins lose Estelle rubs it in Redskins vs Dallas Research project Revenge of the Animals Richard Gere RJ Dog gets in the kitchen RJ Dog on his pool table RJ Finally loses it RJ Grease's dog is ill RJ Guinness Book of Records RJ Intestinal sculpture RJ Plopper on the sidewalk RJ reads his newspaper RJ Sea of Tranquility in his driveway RJ The Rothchilds RJ Tupperware party Rosy On the Metro Rosy song Fairfax Firemen (blooper) Russian embassy stiff Satchels for Sleazebags Sgt. Fury Bathing in the Ying Yang Sgt. Fury Interrogates VC Sgt. Fury Land mines Sgt. Fury Madame Neu's Sgt. Fury Nurse Hodges Sgt. Fury Pilot Wozneiwski has a cold Sgt. Fury VC informant Sgt. Fury visits Betty Jo Snow shark Snowmobile murderer Soft shell crabs Somebody Been Using That Thing Dwarves SOS Smash uses Grease's facilities South of the Border Duel South of the Border Grease gets really mad South of the Border Grease quits smoking Spotlight on the Maggotry 2 Spotlight on the Maggotry Andre Spotlight on the Maggotry Stethoscope Sunrise vs Hobbledogee Tan line contest Tap dance 2 Tap dance Teaching middle school Ten worst-dressed women The leper Toe Monster Caruso Toe Monster Dateless on a Sunday night Toe Monster Redskins toes Toe Monster sucks Grease's toes Toe Monster Waterbed Toucasfacius Drawn and quartered Tourists Trapped in a meat locker with Adam Smasher Truck driver from the beyond Tuna Song (Long) Tuna Song Aztecs Tuna Song Charlie Tuna Song Tuna After Death Ugly women Laundromat Vasectomy follow-up Village People at the Church Picnic Volvo gets stuck in snow Washington Monument maggot Dogs Washington Monument maggot Ironic Washington monument maggot Lawman Washington monument maggot pre-empts Grease Washington Post review of Grease Washingtonian personals 2 Washingtonian personals White House Wolfman Jack Zoo Volume 2 (1984-85) Allied Maintenance Ad An older woman Annan-dallay bank robber Arlington park crackdown Aspiration of squirrel intestinal sculpture Atlanta Zoo Baboon schmekel Baby Determination of gender in utero Back from a tropical vaca Big Dick Branigan Bugsy Moran Big Moose in the slammer Biker days Blue Angels Busted Caddy Caller in need of remedial fudgepackery Carl Lewis's secret for Olympic gold Celebrety execution Chiggers Chinese translation by computer Clinton Cycles Ad 1 Clinton Cycles Divorce Special Construction worker Daddy celebrates Grease's 16th Daddy Driving with Becky Lou Buckholster Daddy DWI Daddy harasses IPs Daddy's cleaning business Daddy's political incorrectness Damien on vacation Date with the Grease David the Stockbroker David's working the sludge bins Desmond Tutu addresses Congress Desperado's Ad Shark skin boots Disco rat Doctor Collecting the fee Doctor Grease angered by Estelle Doctor Greasemanelli Free care van Doctor Greasemanelli Mrs Blaznalas pees green Doctor Greasemanelli with Mrs. Fitzsimmons Doctor OR music Doctor's dalliance Dog on the Metro Track Live Drag race for Dolores Delvechio Estelle A tender moment turns sour Estelle and the gerbil Estelle Buying their first home Estelle cheats on Grease Estelle flies solo Estelle interrupt Redskins game Estelle Leaf peeping in Shenandoah National Park Estelle murdered by Grease Estelle's new boyfriend David First time with an older woman Freddie the Fly Gay garbage collectors Going out in a hail of lead Good morning Mr. Fenster Good Ship Grease Awful sailboaters Good Ship Grease Skiing past Hains Point Good Ship Grease Volcano Grease calls Estelle about his People Magazine article Grease goes to sex therapy Grease tests new soundboard Grease's birthday Grease's People Magazine Article He gets what he wants Hobbledogaga Handbook Ch. 47 The next-door neighbor Hobbledogaga Handbook Ch. 71 Your parents home Hobbledogee song Christmas intro Hockey enforcer HOV commuters I Can't Drive 55 I hate a parade I Saw the Light Going for Help I Want to Know What Love Is We Are the World I'm So Alone Jewelry store I'm So Alone Marie Osmond divorce Illegitimate children convention Indiginous Santa IP Jokes IP lands space shuttle IP party IP song IPs making love Irving Greasemanowitz vs Apaches Its Friday! Izusu Truck Ad Jane Fonda in Town Jane Fonda wins an Emmy Jane Fonda workout class Jogging with Jane Fonda John Merrick Johnny Rico Brooklyn HS of Science Johnny Rico Family life L1011 hobble LA Coroner's Office Lady Di Prince William evacuates Lady teacher hobbles 13 year old Latin Lupelou song Mixed marriage complications Lawman 211 in progress Lawman 4 in a Camaro Lawman at the singles bar Lawman Called on the carpet Lawman Chainsaw Lawman Embassy guard Lawman Evictions Lawman Indicted for brutality Lawman Lie detector exam Lawman Metro Lawman live at Grosvenor Metro Lawman on horseback Lawman on motorcycle Lawman Requirements for the job Lawman Volvo driving maggot Lawman's retirement Lawyers in Love Jackson vs Ned in Delivernace tryout Lawyers in Love Jackson's French Poodle Length vs Girth Live at Hardee's Elephant Man seeks employment Live at Hardee's Irving Greasemanowitz Loogieman Love for guns Mad Scientist Maggot gets fried Maggot line Caller defends Hanoi Jane Maggot line Caller with deficiency of toucastal foliage Maggot line Calling for no reason Maggot line Change in DC populants Maggot line Contractors revenge Maggot line Courtesy clerk Maggot line File clerk Maggot line How can I tell if I'm an IP Maggot line Joel's poem Maggot line Maggot wants to be a boss jock Maggot line Picasso Maggot line Soundtrack music Maggot line Suburban IP Maggot line Total moron calls Maggot line Tropical vs. local IPs Maggot line Waiter Magnum to the temple Marino's Ad Estelle could eat Martini time pre-Memorial Day Mary Lou Retton Time Machine Medical school lab exam Medical student learning injection technique Medical students first gyn exam Michael Jackson Concert Michael Jackson sees Zorba Mondale & Ferraro lose Mugged New DC101 therapist Ninja Store Ad Nudist camp Elephant man NYPD Sergeant's exam (incomplete) Occasionally miffed and nonplussed but its Friday Patrick Ewing drafted Pimple on the toucas of humanity Pleasant flight home Precipitated labor Precision Tune Ad Prom Date Purchasing diseases Redneck song In the studio Redneck song Mary Lou Retton Redneck song Skiing Redneck song Toucastal fixation (blooper) Revenge on Mr. Blaznalas Riggo's 'roids RJ Arts & Crafts festival RJ Close examination of a gargantuan plopper RJ Eleanor revived RJ goes duck hunting with Grease's dog RJ Grease's dog gets on his boat RJ New Year's Eve Ruined RJ Niece RJ Plopper in the bathtub RJ's cure for upper respiratory congestion Sailboater vs. Powerboater Botswana Saxatone Ad Secret Service officers get the box Selling hot dogs at Yankee Stadium Selling stiffs Sentencing for failure to pay alimony Sgt. Fury Amazon women Sgt. Fury Birthday in 'Nam Sgt. Fury blows away villiage (blooper) Sgt. Fury Fish Head Day (blooper) Sgt. Fury Flashback for Estelle Sgt. Fury Man at bus stop Sgt. Fury MASH unit (blooper) Sgt. Fury New recruits Sgt. Fury returns to Mi Lai Sgt. Fury Sleeping while on watch Sgt. Fury Water buffalo for lunch Skeet shooting Son of Satan South of the Border Senorita gobbles South of the Border The Gay Caballeros Spotlight on the Maggotry Jim Morrison Stubbie Ted Kennedy's Fundraiser Thanksgiving day parade The grossest thing Tim Conway Tippy's Tacos Toe Monster comments on hobble Toe Monster sucks toes Toucasfacius helps Limpwangius Tourists Nikons Tourists on tour bus Toys for Tots Traumatized by mom Tuna song by Truman Capote Tuna song John Kennedy Tuna song sung by Jesus Ugly woman calls in Undertaker Urinary incontinence Urine drug testing Village People stay with Mon & Pop Greasemanelli West Virginia farmers wife Wheelchair Warrior Wimps leading to Beef It song Wino on bench outside DC101 Winos on grates Women protesting Reagan Yoko Ono (Incomplete) Volume 3 (1985) 12 year old boy AMF Anacostia museum ASC Isuzu ad Baby Cubano Baby with hobblin mom Bangaladesh tidal wave Best freind's stepmother Boston men Breaking plates Buying protection for the first time Christmas bells song Christmas carol Christmas carols at the homeless shelter Christmas Eve with Estelle Closed circuit TV Coma reversal Daddy Catatonic farm girl Daddy Snoring Daughter from Ithaca David's funeral Estelle's mother's funeral Dentist extracting wisdom teeth Desperado's Ad Frugal customer gets educated Desperado's Memorial Day Ad Doctor Cure for stuttering Doctor Grease Infertility Doctor Ivan Yurkinoff and Kutchorkokov Doctor Neighbor at Blauman General for physical exam Effect of exercise on fertility Estelle & Grease go grocery shopping Estelle Dank corridor to ecstacy Estelle fulfills fantasy with Wanda Estelle Note in her jacket for the cleaner Estelle Wedding reception Falsetto Feeding the trash compactor Fly joke Gastrointestinal issues unique to bossjockery Good Ship Grease Outfittings Goyum Rap Grease hospitalized Bedpan Grease hospitalized Greaseman Rap at a bar Greaster Bunny Hobbledogaga Handbook Ch. 109 Ho Ho Ho Hobble Hobbledogee song Alt version Hot Licks Ad I Saw the Light Inbred maggots I Saw the Light Opiate the masses If the hydraulics could talk Irving Greasemanowitz at the beach Jane Fonda Rap John Holmes at Nudist Camp Lab tech rap Lady Di Charles gobbles Lady Di Duffy's intestinal sculptue on the carpet Lady Di Menage a trois Lamenting life and taking revenge Lawman asking for a raise Lawman Cure for Secret Service Mon Morning Box Blues Lawman Falls Church cops get Volvos Lawman First Puerto Rican cops hit the streets of DC Lawman Grease rides with law-woman Lawman Motorcycle cop envy Lawman New female partner Lawman New Recruit Lawman rap Lawman Secret Service in the box Lawman stops speeder with pregnant wife Lawman Ten hut Lawyers in Love Christmas theme Learn to Ski at Greek Peak ad Lee's Custom Trim Ad Little by Little (blooper) Live at the Bayou Lawman busts Ted & Jane Live at the Bayou Rappin Rabbi Lustine Nissan Ad Maggot line 23 year old dumped Maggot line AM constitutional Maggot line Boss jock aspiree Maggot Line Futility of long distance college relationship Maggot line Grease points out the grammatical errors Maggot line Irresposible parenting Maggot line Man just out of the joint Maggot line Man with woman problems Maggot line Mom and 16 year old daughter Maggot line Seeking Mike Maggot line The Bench Tech rap Maggot line The Ex Maggot line Too many Mooseheads Maggot line Weeny wag Maggot line Wife has hysterectomy Martini time (slight blooper) Medical school graduation Mental Health Facility opens in Foxhall Road area Mexicali Rap Nairobi diplomat moves to exclusive Foxhall Road area One eyed viper sought by the Smithsonian Ourisman Chevrolet Ad Playing the Lottery Precision Tune winter tune-up ad Rabbi Rap 2 Rambo does Disney Rappin Rabbi Redneck Song Men are scum Redneck song Upper respiratory infection (blooper) RJ Foxhall Road baseball game RJ Memorial Day picnic Rock Hudson Rockers ad Shopping for the family maggot 1 Rockers ad Shopping for the family maggot 2 Santa enhances his reindeer Schtupper man with sidekick Carlyle Schtupper-man Sgt. Fury Christmas Day 1967 Sgt. Fury Lost in the jungle Smash takes a constitutional Smuggling Somebody been usin' that thing Girl's names Somebody been usin' that thing Locations 1 Somebody been usin' that thing Locations 2 Somebody been usin' that thing Locations 3 South of the Border Card game South of the Border Golf tournament South of the Border Horse doctor South of the Border Mexican Christmas South of the Border Telling time Spotlight on the inbred Spotlight on the Maggoty Aussie outback hobble Stevie Nicks Stuttering Marvin Lifeguard Thanksgiving dinner grace The cause of Mamma Greasmanelli's first heart attack Thinking man's joke Toe monster Sweet thang needs to use the bathroom Toucasfacius execution Tuna song At the doctor's office Turkey shoot Ugly women Bag lady Unlikely couplings Viilage People Macho Man Village People How Grease joined Village People rehearsals Von Bulow trial Waterbed Land Ad 1 Waterbed Land Ad 2 Volume 4 (1986) 14th Street 6 minute workout World of Wheels contestants Action in Burma Ad for the Greaseman Show Aftermath of chili dog competition AMF with a Hawaiian flare Ancillary duties of boss jockery Baby Preparing for a sophisticated arrival Back in Time with an Uzi Biblical times Baldy Bartending Bearded Clam last meal (blooper) Bearded clams in Ocean City Brown Pontiac Subaru Ad Don't be a yukapuk Brown Pontiac Subaru Ad I bought too many Brown Pontiac Subaru Ad No gimmicks Buffet assembly Bum races Butcher of Bayonne Carlos the International Terrorist Waterfront restaurant Cheating at Harvard Med Clint & the Punk Clint's haberdashery cricitized Clint & the Punk differ on magazine subscriptions Clint & the Punk go square dancing Clint & the Punk have a threesome Clint & the Punk Sly Stallone cuts in Clint & the Punk take up jogging Clint & the Punk Watersports Clint runs for mayor Coleman Power Sports Ad Communication Class Constitutional Cotman Transmission Ad Cuisine for bulkiness Cycles Inc. Demolition 2 Cycles Inc. Demolition 3 Cycles Inc. Historical Society Daddy Bedtime story Daddy Betty Lou Buckholzer swimming Daddy gets new furniture Dealing with difficult personalities Deliverance brings back memories Desperado's ad Boots vs. Canvas shoes Desperado's ad Boots vs. sneakers Desperado's ad Bozo level of buffoonery Desperado's ad Estelle Desperado's ad Getting fitted Desperado's ad Toucas skin boot DJ Ad Doctor A White Lab Coat song Doctor Grease Mrs. Zuckerman Doctor Learning injection technique Dog named Buffy Donating blood Duck Hunting Easter themed bit Eleven items in the ten or less line Estelle & Grease have a fight Estelle & Grease on the Newlywed Show Estelle Divorce proceedings Estelle featured in the Washingtonian Magazine Estelle Furniture shopping Estelle gets equal time Estelle Haagen Dazs Estelle is bored Estelle is pregnant Estelle likes the snow Estelle shops for groceries Estelle TV Guide Estelle Valentine's Day Fighter pilot in 'Nam Foxhall Rehab Center Genie in a bottle Georgetown Bagelry Ad Colon Killer Georgetown Bagelry Ad Hydraulic challenge Georgetown Bagelry Safecracker Georgetown Bagelry Uncle Milty Georgie Boy Father's employment Glow-worm song Good Ship Grease Pigeons Good Ship Grease Sailboater's girlfriend uses the head Grease gets a physical Hell hath no fury Help from the Godfather HIV bit string Hobble song Prolific congress Hobbledogaga Handbook Ch. 102 Climactic influences Hobbledogaga Handbook Ch. 21 Posing as a foreigner Hobbledogaga Handbook Ch. 3 Exacting revenge Hobbledogaga Handbook Ch. 61 Museum hobble Hobbledogaga Handbook Ch. 91 For the common shlump Hobbledogaga Handbook Ending it Hobbledogaga Handbook For Women Ch. 1 The shy guy Hobblin' Man Song Honey moves in Honey's cooking Hospital Rap Hospitalized Grease volunteers as teaching subject I Saw the Light Appreciating the greatness around I'm So Alone Easter Theme Insect control in Caracas Joke Contest 1 Joke Contest 2 Jokes from callers Keepin' that bad boy down Lady Di Charles' birthday present Lady Di New Years Eve Lawman Exploiting the position Lawman Gaggin' Annie Lawman Grease's envy Lawman Payin' paper Lawman Rookie drives Lawman Speeding tickets Lawman Walking the beat Lees Custom Trim Ad Maggot line 19 year old smoker Maggot line Calisthenics for the hydraulics Maggot line Calling for a date Maggot line Erlene thinks Grease has a helicopter Maggot line Gold digging woman blown off by attorney Maggot line Guy meets fiance at Grease's party Maggot line How to handle a nice girl Maggot line Importing hobble from out of town Maggot line Long distance maggot Maggot line Man with boil on toucas Maggot line Pat Benatar ticket winner Maggot line Problems with woman Maggot line Smoking Maggot line Waxing philosophic with Rodney Mamma's boy Man with venereal disease Massage Morning squeal Irving Street Mountain of Truth Nasal hobble Ned Beatty in town Old photographs Old Town Ski Ad One Eyed Viper Barnum & Bailey Circus One Eyed Viper Estelle in the Amazon One Eyed Viper Estelle's mom One Eyed Viper Ringling Brothers Pick up line
Thanks to Johnny Wollensak for sending in this MASSIVE collection of vintage DC/101 bits!
Download these bits in MP3 format:
Volume 1 (1982-84)
Volume 2 (1984-85)
Volume 3 (1985)
Volume 4 (1986)