Big Dick Branagan

• Big Dick Branagan - incomplete story (competition for listeners to propose solution)
  
• Big Dick Branagan - sexy client
  

Carlos the International Terrorist

• Carlos the International Terrorist in a department store
  
• Carlos the International Terrorist in a homeless shelter
  

Charles and Lady Di

• Charles and Lady Di - Lady Di wants to be kissed
  
• Charles and Lady Di - New Year's Eve
  

Clinton

• Clinton and the Punk - Back Pain
  
• Clinton and the Punk - Buying Condoms
  
• Clinton and the Punk - Buying Sneakers
  
• Clinton and the Punk - Christmas tree
  
• Clinton and the Punk - Clinton is so mean
  
• Clinton and the Punk - Clinton runs for mayor
  
• Clinton and the Punk - Clinton's headphones
  
• Clinton and the Punk - Clinton's mayoral inauguration
  
• Clinton and the Punk - Gerbil disaster
  
• Clinton and the Punk - Giving Clinton Breakfast (incomplete)
  
• Clinton and the Punk - Grease having an affair with Sly Stalone
  
• Clinton and the Punk - In the bathtub (incomplete)
  
• Clinton and the Punk - In the morning
  
• Clinton and the Punk - New Year's Eve
  
• Clinton and the Punk - Sailing
  
• Clinton and the Punk - Square Dancing (incomplete)
  
• Clinton and the Punk - With Sly Stalone in a menage a trois
  

Daddy

• Grease's Daddy - Babysitting a little girl
  
• Grease's Daddy - BB Gun
  
• Grease's Daddy - Broadway Play
  
• Grease's Daddy - Cherry Bombs
  
• Grease's Daddy - Dating ugly women
  
• Grease's Daddy - Doing Trixie Hicks's laundry
  
• Grease's Daddy - Going to a ballgame
  
• Grease's Daddy - Grease and his dad get arrested
  
• Grease's Daddy - Grease's Graduation (incomplete)
  
• Grease's Daddy - his attitudes to Grease's sister Nadine
  
• Grease's Daddy - Meeting Trixie Hicks and Velma Buckles
  
• Grease's Daddy - Picking up 15 year olds (incomplete)
  
• Grease's Daddy - Picking up an ugly woman (ending joke missing)
  
• Grease's Daddy - Playing strip poker
  
• Grease's Daddy - Sharing a motel room with their girlfriends
  
• Grease's Daddy - Under Grease's Bed
  

Estelle

• After Estelle Grease warns others not to make the same mistake
  
• Grease and Estelle - A jealous Grease checks up on Estelle at home
  
• Grease and Estelle - Alimony Checks
  
• Grease and Estelle - Estelle gets pregnant
  
• Grease and Estelle - Estelle goes out to a party when Grease is sick
  
• Grease and Estelle - Estelle humiliates Grease
  
• Grease and Estelle - Estelle meets the One-Eyed Viper
  
• Grease and Estelle - Estelle's cousin Herman
  
• Grease and Estelle - Ex-boyfriend Brad
  
• Grease and Estelle - Grease blows his savings to stop Estelle getting it in the divorce
  
• Grease and Estelle - Grease comes home to find Estelle with a live-in boyfriend
  
• Grease and Estelle - Grease tries to relax in the bathroom
  
• Grease and Estelle - her parents' interference (missing last joke - after 18 months I thought it was time to start having children)
  
• Grease and Estelle - the first time Grease see Estelle naked
  
• Grease and Estelle - Making up with Estelle after a Fight
  
• Grease and Estelle - On vacation, Estelle has to go to the bathroom
  
• Grease and Estelle - Their families ruin their wedding
  
• Grease and Estelle at church picnic
  
• Grease and Estelle fight about the tv guide (incomplete)
  
• Grease and Estelle fight about their pre-marital sex lives
  
• Grease and Estelle fight after a hard day's work (phone call lead in) (incomplete)
  
• Grease and Estelle fight in the supermarket
  
• Grease and Estelle fight on Christmas
  
• Grease and Estelle fight on Thanksgiving
  
• Grease and Estelle fight over children's names
  
• Grease and Estelle get a fish tank
  
• Grease and Estelle have financial problems
  
• Grease and Estelle in the hot tub
  
• Grease and Estelle on a game show (incomplete)
  
• Grease and Estelle shopping for a bathing suit
  
• Grease has Estelle and his honey in the studio with him
  
• Grease recalls working in a sex shop (meets Estelle after they're divorced)
  

Fudgeman

• Fudgeman
  
• Fudgeman - Protecting Al McGuire
  

Georgia Boy, Somebody’s been Using that Thing

• Georgia Boy - girls from outer space
  
• Georgia Boy - I knew a girl her name was (incomplete)
  
• Georgia Boy - I knew a girl she came from
  
• Georgia Boy - I knew a girl she worked for
  

Good Ship Grease

• Good Ship Grease
  
• Good Ship Grease - a sail boating woman needs to use the bathroom
  
• Good Ship Grease - Para-sailing
  
• Good Ship Grease - picking up a couple in a canoe
  

Hobbledogaga Handbook

• Hobbledogaga Handbook (chapter unknown) - Holy Hobble
  
• Hobbledogaga Handbook Ch 102 - Climactic Influences
  
• Hobbledogaga Handbook Ch 91 - getting that sales clerk
  

Hobbledogee Song

• Hobbledogee Song
  
• Hobbledogee Song - hobbling as many women as possible
  
• Hobbledogee Song - no more hobble
  

Holy Roman Empire

• Holy Roman Empire - A new sexual technique is introduced
  
• Holy Roman Empire - Arrival of New Wenches
  
• Holy Roman Empire - Fallatia and the women pacify invaders
  
• Holy Roman Empire - Fallatia
  
• Holy Roman Empire - Gladiatorial Contests
  
• Holy Roman Empire - The Creation of the Eunich
  
• Holy Roman Empire - The Empire falls to Smegmacles
  
• Holy Roman Empire - The Parade
  
• Holy Roman Empire - Tuchus Facias helps a teenage boy
  
• Holy Roman Empire - Using a Trojan Horse to defeat the Visigoths
  

John Holmes

• Grease tells of his hatred for John Holmes
  
• Grease and John Holmes - Vietnam draft
  

Johnny Rico

• Johnny Ricco - career advice test
  
• Johnny Ricco - working at the ballpark
  
• Johnny Rico - Mom visits (incomplete)
  

Lawman

• Lawman - A Typical Day
  
• Lawman - A woman faints on the street
  
• Lawman - Canine Division
  
• Lawman - Citizen Complaints (incomplete)
  
• Lawman - Diplomatic Immunity
  
• Lawman - Dirty Harry story
  
• Lawman - Fighting Boredom
  
• Lawman - Gay Lawman
  
• Lawman - Guarding the White House on Christmas Eve
  
• Lawman - Gun Battle in a China Shop
  
• Lawman - Guy speeding with his pregnant wife
  
• Lawman - In an accident with a rookie partner
  
• Lawman - Knuckles MacAfee
  
• Lawman - KP Duty
  
• Lawman - Lawman's daughter dating a maggot
  
• Lawman - making a deal with a woman pulled over for speeding
  
• Lawman - Mary Lou Retton in town
  
• Lawman - New Squad Cars
  
• Lawman - people parking in no parking zones (incomplete)
  
• Lawman - Police Academy Instructor
  
• Lawman - Polygraph Test (sound quality not great)
  
• Lawman - Puerto Rican Lawman
  
• Lawman - pulling over a family of maggots
  
• Lawman - Shock Jock Grease sees Lawman
  
• Lawman - Swat Team
  
• Lawman - Traffic Accident
  
• Lawman - working on a story
  

Little Latin Lupe Lou

• Little Latin Lupe Lou (incomplete)
  
• Little Latin Lupe Lou 1
  
• Little Latin Lupe Lou 2
  
• Little Latin Lupe Lou 3
  
• Little Latin Lupe Lou 4
  
• Little Latin Lupe Lou 5
  
• Little Latin Lupe Lou 6
  

Maggot Line and Other Phone Calls

• Grease calls a guy who just kicked out his cheating wife
  
• Grease calls a woman whose boyfriend demands a lot of sex
  
• Grease talks to a convict just released from jail
  
• Grease talks to a little honey
  
• Grease talks to a woman named Clorasine
  
• Grease talks to a woman who works in a lab
  
• Grease talks to his honey after their wedding
  
• Grease talks to three year old Dusty
  
• Maggot Line - A bakery owner won't let his employees listen to the Grease
  
• Maggot Line - A goy learns the meaning of chutspah
  
• Maggot Line - A woman reports a quick liaison with a truck driver (incomplete)
  
• Maggot Line - Being bold with women
  
• Maggot Line - Call from the mother of 19 year old Native American twins
  
• Maggot Line - Caller reading from a romance novel (incomplete)
  
• Maggot Line - Educating the maggotry about culture
  
• Maggot Line - Educating the maggotry about music
  
• Maggot Line - Getting something off a girl
  
• Maggot Line - Grease invited to move in with girl plus Estelle in hot tub
  
• Maggot Line - Grease invited to speaking event
  
• Maggot Line - Grease on relationships today and a story about Estelle
  
• Maggot Line - Importing
  
• Maggot Line - Lindsey Buckingham and Smash's affair
  
• Maggot Line - taking college education seriously
  
• Maggot Line - Talking to a guy who likes to toot at girls
  
• Maggot Line - tattoos
  
• Maggot Line - The meaning of chutspah
  

Marvin

• Grease and Marvin - Couldn't be an iceberg watchman
  
• Grease and Marvin - Couldn't scout women
  

Martini Time

• It's Martini Time
  
• It's Martini Time - Christmas
  

Medical Man

• Medical Man - Brain Surgery (incomplete)
  
• Medical Man - Chainsaw Surgery (with John Holmes) (incomplete)
  
• Medical Man - Estelle's Pregnancy
  
• Medical Man - Family Planning Clinic
  
• Medical Man - Grease as OBGYN
  
• Medical Man - Interning at Bloughman General
  
• Medical Man - Learning to give injections in medical school
  
• Medical Man - making the perfect woman
  
• Medical Man - Pathology
  
• Medical Man - Plastic Surgeon
  

Power Boaters versus Sail Boaters

• Power Boaters v Sail Boaters - Power and Sail Boating Women
  
• Power Boaters v Sail Boaters - Another look at power boating and sail boating women
  

Rap Songs

• Goyim Rap
  
• Greaseman Rap
  
• Hospital Rap
  
• Hemmorhoid Rap
  
• Mechanic's Rap
  
• New Car Rap
  
• Riggo Rap
  
• Telephone Man's Rap
  
• Trucker's Rap
  

Redneck Songs

• Redneck song - Celebrating Christmas (phone call lead in)
  
• Redneck song - Charity collector
  
• Redneck Song - Dating non-rednecks (incomplete)
  
• Redneck Song - Dealing with lower back pain
  
• Redneck Song - How a redneck greets a sweet thang
  
• Redneck Song - Lady Di
  
• Redneck Song - Mary Lou Retton
  
• Redneck Song - incomplete
  
• Redneck Song - Picking up ugly women
  
• Redneck Song - Taking care of a girl with a broken heart
  
• Redneck song - the culture of a redneck
  

RJ

• Grease's Neighbor RJ - disaster with a cherry bomb
  
• Grease's Neighbor RJ - Grease's dog and a milk bottle
  
• Grease's Neighbor RJ - More problems with Grease's dog
  

Sgt Fury

• Sgt Fury - Artillery Tag
  
• Sgt Fury - Battle followed by Hospital Stay
  
• Sgt Fury - Bet with Doctor (incomplete)
  
• Sgt Fury - Body count competition
  
• Sgt Fury - Chopper Duty
  
• Sgt Fury - Going back to My Lai
  
• Sgt Fury - Going back to Vietnam (incomplete)
  
• Sgt Fury - Grease goes to the Pearly Gates to get money back from DiLorenzo
  
• Sgt Fury - Grease's post-traumatic stress disorder
  
• Sgt Fury - Grenade Stuffing
  
• Sgt Fury - In hospital with wounded VC and nurse (incomplete)
  
• Sgt Fury - Laying landmines version1 (incomplete)
  
• Sgt Fury - Laying landmines version2 (complete)
  
• Sgt Fury - Learns to speak Vietnamese
  
• Sgt Fury - Loving the kill
  
• Sgt Fury - Paratrooper Division
  
• Sgt Fury - Search and Destroy
  
• Sgt Fury - Thanksgiving Mission
  
• Sgt Fury - The psychological war against the enemy
  
• Sgt Fury - Watching an air strike (incomplete)
  
• Sgt Fury - Woznuski's indigestion
  

South of the Border

• South of the Border - Asking a father for his daughter's hand in marriage
  
• South of the Border - At a brothel looking for a woman with gonorrhoea
  
• South of the Border - At Customs (incomplete)
  
• South of the Border - Cavity check at Customs
  
• South of the Border - Coming across a firing squad
  
• South of the Border - Fighting a Duel
  
• South of the Border - Golf Tournament
  
• South of the Border - Grease and a married woman (sound quality not great)
  
• South of the Border - Grease and Estelle in Tijuana
  
• South of the Border - Grease and Estelle out of cash
  
• South of the Border - Grease and Estelle using a restaurant bathroom
  
• South of the Border - Grease as exchange student
  
• South of the Border - Grease gets a dose
  
• South of the Border - Helping a poor family in distress
  
• South of the Border - In Spanish
  
• South of the Border - Mexican Santa Claus (fragment 1)
  
• South of the Border - Mexican Santa Claus (fragment 2)
  
• South of the Border - No Toilet Paper
  
• South of the Border - Teenage Grease visiting a brothel
  
• South of the Border - test of machismo
  
• South of the Border - Train robbery
  
• South of the Border - Weight Loss Clinic
  

Talking to a Baby

• Talking to Baby - Echo Chamber
  
• Talking to Baby - Gay baby
  
• Talking to Baby - Hispanic baby
  
• Talking to Baby - IQ test
  
• Talking to Baby - Jewish baby in shiksa woman
  
• Talking to Baby - Life as a newborn
  
• Talking to Baby - Life in the Womb (incomplete)
  
• Talking to Baby - Mama's ta ta's
  
• Talking to Baby - Mom has been drinking and smoking
  
• Talking to Baby - Mom's Diet
  
• Talking to Baby - Taking precautions
  

Tap Dance

• Doing a Tap Dance
  
• Doing a Tap Dance - to welcome in 1985
  

Toe Monster

• Toe Monster - Grease has a girl sleep over
  
• Toe Monster - Grease's date needs to go to the bathroom
  
• Toe Monster - The toe monster demands some toes or he won't shut up
  
• Toe Monster - The toe monster is dying (incomplete)
  

Tuna Fish Songs

• Tuna Fish song (long with interlude)
  
• Tuna Fish song (incomplete with extra bit at the end)
  
• Tuna Fish Song (short one)
  

Village People

• Grease in the Village People
  
• Grease in the Village People - Estelle's family find out
  

West Virginia

• West Virginia - Getting Protection in WV
  
• West Virginia - The VooDoo Shlong
  

Your Mama is Looking Good to Me

• Your mama is looking good to me (song)
  
• Your mama is looking good to me plus Italian song
  

Miscellaneous Advice

• Grease helps a guy liven up his sex life
  
• Grease on the pain of breaking up
  

Miscellaneous Musings

• Grease imagines being an international drug lord
  
• Grease imagines his execution
  
• Grease imagines his funeral
  
• Grease imagines his future (suicide mission in space)
  
• Grease reflects on why he is so sick
  
• Grease speculates on the story of Tarzan
  

Miscellaneous Stories

• A teenage Grease gets protection before a date
  
• Did Grease cause the extinction of the dinosaurs? (incomplete)
  
• Grease as CIA Operative - Castro plot (fragment 1)
  
• Grease as CIA Operative - Castro plot (fragment 2)
  
• Grease caught up in espionage
  
• Grease in the Express Lane (fragment 1)
  
• Grease in the Express Lane (fragment 2)
  
• Grease is captured by a warrior tribe in the jungle
  
• Grease is piloting a defective plane (incomplete)
  
• Grease likes to date'm young
  
• Grease loses it on the highway
  
• Grease meets a man who can eat a bucket of dog doo
  
• Grease meets a sweet thang
  
• Grease meets God - too many people in heaven
  
• Grease meets the Anacostia Santa Claus
  
• Grease on having a daughter
  
• Grease on men's sense of smell
  
• Grease on why the angel is put on top of the Christmas tree
  
• Grease returns from Vietnam with an adjustment problem
  
• Grease tells the story of Calhoun Johnson winning the lottery
  
• Grease tells the story of his niece's marriage
  
• Grease tells the story of the nun and the truck driver
  
• Grease tells the story of the two worms (sound quality not great)
  
• Grease thinks of falling in love again
  
• Grease tries to make it on a pro football team
  
• Grease visits a Latin American dictator
  
• Grease wants a beautiful woman who doesn't like him
  
• Grease wants a Christmas card from Mary Lou Retton
  
• Grease works in a pet store
  
• Grease's Grand Daddy
  
• Grease's Senso-couch
  
• Grease works as a tow truck driver
  
• Twas the Night before Hannukah
  
• Grease driven mad by his kids
  
• Grease explains how Worcestershire Sauce got its name
  
• Grease granted a wish (incomplete)
  

Miscellaneous Songs

• Grease celebrates the execution of serial killer Ted Bundy
  
• Grease on air raid tests in school (sings Rosie you're my girl)
  
• Grease sings
  
• Grease sings - A White Lab Coat
  
• Grease sings - All the Inbred People
  
• Grease sings - All the Inbred People (another version)
  
• Grease sings - Beef It
  
• Grease sings - Fudge Packers
  
• Grease sings - I'm so alone
  
• Grease sings - I'm so alone (version 2)
  
• Grease sings - Kurt Waldheim scandal
  
• Praise the Lord I saw the Light
  
• Praise the Lord I saw the Light (another version)
  
• Praise the Lord I saw the Light - the inbred
  

TV and Movie Ideas

• Grease imagines a new tv show - Rectal Power
  
• Grease is Stuperman
  
• Grease stars in Death Race 3000
  
• Grease stars in The Sperminator
  

Just Miscellaneous

• Grease invites listeners to a paintball event